- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry mychild. lay down as i sing to you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: TELL ME I'M A SCREWED UP MESS THAT I NEVER LISTEN LISTEN

(Source: jamesfrancoco)
- Interviewer: Real or Rumor, Harry is playing Mick Jagger in a biopic?
- Harry: Rumor.
- Interviewer: Would you want to?
- Harry: I'm not a very good actor...
- Interviewer: Really?
- Harry: Did you see iCarly?

“There’s a plane leaving for anywhere you want right now, and in an hour, and in a day, and in a year. You can get out whenever you want, it’s comforting I think.”
No excuses.

(Source: frazzlefreak)
my school is better than your school

(Source: niggercunts666)

(Source: synodik)


